A Veritable Cornucopia of Conundrums; and the Absalom solution to the Caucus Race Problem.

The Bilateralist
6 min readFeb 6, 2022
“… will give me no official position as it is merely a private arrangement between ourselves: it is decidedly favourable to the DAO hereafter, though it by no means secures it.”

An integral proposal Professor, and Wonderland V2

  1. Staked $TIME gets you $MEMO (APY)
Alice “anticipates stochastic cycles for maximum likelihood estimation.”
  1. wMemo gets you Dividends from revenue, generated and sustained, I agree with the rest of the recommendations; but instead of 30 days, we do it in a three-month period on a Wonderland basis for periodic financial reports and the paying of dividends. (Q1, Q2, Q3, Q4)
logic of terms, truth tables and matrices in decision trees”

The Dangers of Symbolic Logic (3,3)

3,3

“What IS a Caucus-race? said Alice; not that she wanted much to know, but the Dodo had paused as if it thought that SOMEBODY ought to speak, and no one else seemed inclined to say anything.

Why, said the ZEUS, the best way to explain it is to do it. (And, as you might like to try the thing yourself, some winter day, I will tell you how the ZEUS managed it.)”

After swimming around in Alice’s pool of tears, the animals need to dry off, and ZEUS recommends a caucus race(3,3). There are no rules; all of the participants run haphazardly around in no particular direction, and everyone wins.

(3,3)

In the caucus race you choose a starting place, you can then begin and end exactly where you like, ‘In the caucus race you run at your own pace and you’ll be guaranteed to win a prize

If your fur and feathers are a sorry sight If you’re feeling cold and wet Come and join the race and you’ll get dry

There’s no need to be upset

The Absolem Proposal (Hookah-Smoking Cryptopillar Advice)

10% of Wonderland Treasury — 100M MIM

  • Buy 50% Gamestop Stock — 50M MIM
  • Build 30% Wonderland Game — 30M MIM

To get access to “The Immutable X Materials, including the APIs, SDKs and Back-End Infrastructure..”

A three-dimensional reduction picture of dodos /VCG Photo
  • Build 15% NFT Marketplace & Wonderverse– 15M MIM
  • Buy one of Lewis Carroll’s personal copy of Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland — one of six original 1865 editions known to exist was sold for a record $1.54 million in 1998 not adjusted for inflation* — and make as NFT owned by Wonderland Community.
  • More Proposals
  • 3% Frogs Pond — 3M MIM
  • 2% Team — 2M MIM
  • Whitepaper (M&A, Finance & Legal)

“The Bilateralist work presents a complete and unified approach to the multisig and buyback issues being discussed at the $TIME, developed and contributed ideas to game theory and apportionment which are well in advance of the 3,3’s.” https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equality_of_outcome

The main points, which I claim to, are as follows: —

(1) That Multi-Sig Contract should be so large as to return, on an average, 3 or more Members each: and that single-Member signature should be, as far as possible, done away with.

(2) That Multi-Sig Managers should be assigned to the quota needed of the Multi-Sig contract, should be as homogeneous as possible throughout the DAO’s revenue-sharing structure.

(3) That each Muti-Sig contract should give one vote only.

(4) That all Proposals are given should be at the absolute disposal of the Wonderland Community for which they are given, whether to use for itself, or to transfer to other Proposals, or to leave unused.

(5) That the Proposals of the multisigs of the Treasury should execute, as nearly as possible, at the same Time.

To the Frog King Officer (FKO) I ask…is it mad to pray for better hallucinations?”

Grab your cookie jars.

As a practical conclusion to this treatise, I venture to suggest the following ideal Schedule of General Proposals, such as might fairly be agreed on by all parties, and thus end Alice’s Nightmare.

“…in order to get dry after a swim, the Dodo proposes that everyone run a Caucus race — where the participants run in patterns of any shape, starting and leaving off whenever they like, so that everyone wins. At the end of the race, Alice distributes comfits from her pocket to all as prizes. However this leaves no prize for herself. The Dodo inquires what else she has in her pocket. As she has only a thimble, the Dodo requests it from her and then awards it to Alice as her prize. The Caucus Race, as depicted by Bilateralist, is a constructive critique on decentralised autonomous organisations, mocking their lack of wonder.”

[N.B. The numbers here suggested are merely tentative, and capable of being modified ad libitum.]

General Proposal.

1. The multisig for the buyback shall consist of 100 Members.

2. There shall be 10 multisigs for Wonderland Treasury.

3. No multisig for the buyback shall control less than of 10% or more than 30% of the Wonderland Treasury.

4. A Management Team, whose is managing between 1% and 10% of the Treasury shall have one multi-sig assigned to it; between 10% and 15%, two multi-sigs; and so on, in accordance with the following Table: —

⁠DAO Community / Management and Multi-Sig Buybacks

10% — 1

12.5% — 2

15% — 3

17.5% — 4

20% — 5

22.5% — 6

25% — 7

27.5% — 8

30% — 9

32.5% — 10 etc

5. If the percentage of a multi-sig buyback be very near to one of the above-named numbers, its APY (Dividend) shall be altered to increase, or diminish, the percentage, by not less than 10%.

6. If it be agreed to give voting weight to differences in rateable contracts, or to the difference between different multisigs buybacks, this shall be done by modifying the number of members assigned by the above Table.

The Saving of Endangered Frogs

“Come, there’s half my plan done now! How puzzling all these changes are! I’m never sure what I’m going to be, from one minute to another! However, I’ve got back to my right size: the next thing is, to have wonderful memories back at the backing price or NOT?”

Song for Momma Bear

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The NFT of the Timekeeper Frog will remain open for 21 days, the Highest Bidder will join the Board in the ad Absalom Proposal after the submission of the Snapshot.

https://www.wonderlandforum.xyz/t/the-absalom-proposal-100x-treasury-value-and-other-votes/14552

He will be doxxed, I will then reveal my identity.

Voting;

  1. Buyback Below/Burn Above Wonderful Memories at Free-Floating Value,
  2. 100x $TIME or
  3. 82,000 APY or
  4. 100x $TIME + 82,000 APY?
  5. All of the Above

“One token will make number go up, and the other token will make number go down.” the Hookah-Smoking Cryptopillar (Absalom Proposal)

Nonsense References;

https://mathshistory.st-andrews.ac.uk/Biographies/Dodgson/#:~:text=Charles%20Dodgson%20was%20a%20mathematics,for%20Alice's%20Adventures%20in%20Wonderland.

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